|Lüftwaffles™, an imported product from Argentina, is
manufactured for Weasel Brothers© by the Hilter Baking Company of Buenos
Aires. Today, it's a significant coup to have a celebrity endorsement,
so imagine our surprise and delight when the Hilter family showed us
they had permission to use the name and image of a famous historical
figure in their advertising. So far, sales of Lüftwaffles™ have been
disappointing, especially in Israel, where they were described by several
media outlets as being "in appallingly bad taste".
We immediately dispatched a team of product analysts to Haifa, who reported back that they tasted fine.